What's On in Excelsior

An Ode to Braces, Bangs, and Becoming. We are proud to unveil a limited-time engagement featuring rare and previously unreleased artifacts from our formative years. Prepare to journey through galleries of questionable fashion choices, ambitious hair experiments, athletic photos that lacked athleticism, and the brave era of over-plucked eyebrows. Each presenter will unveil a carefully crafted showcase — complete with photographic evidence and personal narration — documenting their transformation from awkward adolescence to the moderately evolved adults you know today. This immersive retrospective will explore: The Era of Unfortunate Hairstyles, The Phase of Deeply Committed Cringe, The Confidence That Came Anyway, And the undeniable glow-up that followed. Attire: Dress as identical as you can to an image of your younger self. Your presentation WILL be graded.